shut up i know i was in vegas three days ago and i also remember my recent trip to tahoe. and cali and even though i’ve been to indiana like four times in two months that sure as shit don’t count as vacation.
and none of those places count as real vacation.
the kind where i don’t have a cell phone or an agenda.
the kind where people who really need to get a hold of me
the kind with a beach nearby.
and fruity drinks that i’ll ignore for the top shelf scotch instead.
you know this kind of brings up two things: one, this post sucked and i’m sorry but i’m extremely hungover today, and two, is “life too short” or is that just something crazy people say?