i’ve been awake for 80 minutes.

i was awake about three hours ago for about three minutes, when i hit snooze and woke up 80 minutes ago.

if you do the math you’ll see i was late.

i was supposed to be on a golf course right now but i missed my ride.

hell, missed my ride by over an hour.

now i’m contemplating what to do.
the day’s sort of a blank slate.

undoubtedly today will end and i’ll have spent a bunch of money on household products, eaten a sandwich at Lil Guys, bitched about my car a lot, and be exhausted.

oh, and possibly gone and seen eleni mandell at schubas.