conversation from friday night:

i’m sitting by the entrance to a little room in a bar* in the ukrainian village with benches surrounding a stripper pole. two women in their thirties have just run into the room and jumped on the stripper pole together, to obvious fanfare.

me: you know these girls?

guy holding two coats peering in doorway: i know one of them.

me: which one?

guy (ignoring me; to one of the women): hun, you should be on top…you’re lighter.

me: okay so you know her.

guy: yeah, that’s my wife.

*favorites from the bar’s myspace page**: the bar is male, has 377 million friends, and is the same astrological sign as me.

**bars have myspace pages*** now?

***my bad; myspace experiences.

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