the video music awards are on and i have a few thoughts:

one. sarah silverman is funny. especially when she feigned surprise at lance bass being gay.

two. i think jack white secretly owns mtv.

three. her hips don’t lie.

four. the all american rejects are, in fact, rejects.

five. paris hilton is awesome.

six. jessica simpson can’t read.

seven. ringtone of the year award? honestly. what the fuck.

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