my wallet was stolen from me by someone who cornered me about a block from my apartment late on saturday night.
as i walked alone on the sidewalk a dark car pulled over and stopped.
instead of a gun or a knife, my assailant used her breasts.
instead of demanding my money, she asked me to let her…well…pleasure me.
instead of pushing, poking, threats or force, she fondled me and hugged me and exposed her chest at me.
and as i fought her off me and walked off into the night, i actually laughed about the whole thing.
until sunday morning when i figured out what had happened.
the nude solicitation pickpocket mugging victim. me.
crime is getting so hard to identify these days.